
Brazilian
Lemonade or Pineappleade*
4
juicy limes (try and find ones with thin, smooth skins; they’re the
juiciest and the thin skin cuts down on the chance of your drink
being bitter)
1 c. sugar
6 c. cold water
6 Tbsp. sweetened condensed milk
1 c. sugar
6 c. cold water
6 Tbsp. sweetened condensed milk
Mix
cold water and sugar very well and chill until ready to use. This
step can be done ahead of time.
Wash
limes thoroughly with soap (I just use hand-dishwashing soap or
regular hand soap); you need the soap to get the wax and pesticides
off of the limes because you’re using the WHOLE lime, baby. Cut the
ends off the limes and then cut each lime into 8ths.
Place
1/2 of the limes in your blender.
Add
1/2 of the sugar water, place the lid on your blender, and pulse 5
times. Place a fine-mesh strainer over a pitcher (the one you’ll
serve the lemonade in) and pour the blended mixture through the
strainer and into the pitcher. Use a spoon to press the rest of the
liquid into the pitcher. Dump the pulp and stuff in the strainer into
the trash. Repeat with remaining limes and sugar water. Add sweetened
condensed milk; DO NOT leave this step out unless you will die of a
horrible sweetened condensed milk allergy because this is the secret
ingredient! You may want to taste test it at this point; I used
giant, thick-skinned limes tonight and didn’t test it and it came
out a little bitter. If it’s bitter, just add some more sugar and
maybe a little more milk.
Serve immediately over lots of ice. This does not keep well, so don’t make this in advance (although you can cut the limes, mix the sugar water, and measure the sweetened condensed milk in advance). Serves 4, although I can pretty much guarantee you that people will want more; I usually plan on 1 1/2 servings at LEAST per person.
Serve immediately over lots of ice. This does not keep well, so don’t make this in advance (although you can cut the limes, mix the sugar water, and measure the sweetened condensed milk in advance). Serves 4, although I can pretty much guarantee you that people will want more; I usually plan on 1 1/2 servings at LEAST per person.
*For the pinappleade: use half of a whole, fresh pineapple, chopped instead of the limes and only 3-4 Tbsp. Of sweetened condensed milk b/c the pineapple is so naturally sweet. Proceed with recipe instructions.

